Harrisburg Bulldogs

PA Gov. Tom Corbulldog

Whoa. Harrisburg is not a friendly place. Too bad PA’s gubner received so much money from gas companies for his last election; too bad his Marcellus Shale Advisory Committee is stacked with these contributors. It’s too bad because these dogs are running the kennel, and us underdogs are learning that no one cares.

My master’s been talking to Patrick Henderson, the Sr. Energy Adviser to Gov. Corbett, here in PA. For everything my master says, Henderson has a PR-perfect response. I especially love the part where he says certain videos on the Internet “just arent’ true” — like this one: http://youtu.be/ifVYoLtUNKM

Henderson denied my master’s request for a personal invitation to speak at Harrisburg’s next Marcellus Shale Advisory Commission meeting. That’s all he asked for… just a chance to bark with the big dogs. When the kennel is run by bulldogs, though, the little guys will be bitten. Welcome to Harrisburg.

In other news, happy anniversary to my Grandma and Grandpa!